Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:53 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:56 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 3:18 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:23 am

Yeah, I’ll have the 16 piece sanctuary bucket.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:33 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 8:57 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:33 amsr9gMLq.jpeg

An example of conservation of mass.

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:43 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:33 amsr9gMLq.jpeg

Please don't the give the Flat-earthers any more reasons to be dumb.

Frederick_Law · Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:07 pm

You all wrong.
Earth is a 5 dimensional mobius strip.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:07 pm You all wrong.
Earth is a 5 dimensional mobius strip.

I don't know how to wrap my head around that. . .

. . . But then, maybe it is wrapped around my head!

Frederick_Law · Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:14 pm

DennisD wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm I don't know how to wrap my head around that. . .

. . . But then, maybe it is wrapped around my head!

We all entangled in higher dimension, neutrally positively and negatively.

Ömür Tokman · Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:59 am

Take time for your loved ones because time will take you away from your loved ones one day.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Jan 23, 2023 1:38 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:05 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Jan 23, 2023 6:26 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Jan 24, 2023 2:00 am

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Tue Jan 24, 2023 8:00 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 6:26 pmimage.png

I am still angry about how much of my early life was wasted trying to make my cursive penmanship readable.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Jan 25, 2023 1:39 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Jan 25, 2023 7:21 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Jan 25, 2023 2:32 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:35 pm

Glenn Schroeder · Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:35 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:35 pmimage.png

I can beat that. I pee off my back porch.

Frederick_Law · Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:44 pm

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Fri Jan 27, 2023 3:04 pm

Probably with dough.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:24 pm

I may be a little twisted, but I find this funny.

Okay, I AM a little twisted.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:10 am

DanPihlaja · Unread post by **DanPihlaja** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:41 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:10 amimage.png

https://drive23.com/technology/the-end- ... ngine-oil/

Ryan-3DS · Unread post by **Ryan-3DS** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:20 am

What do you call a cow missing a leg?
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......lean beef!

Frederick_Law · Wed Feb 01, 2023 12:15 pm

Go green, use vegetable oil.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:34 am

Frederick_Law · Thu Feb 02, 2023 12:05 pm

1000 years later it'll be proof that we fought alien.

Frederick_Law · Fri Feb 03, 2023 3:00 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Feb 06, 2023 2:19 pm

Frederick_Law · Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:14 pm

Pretty bad if Eric and Matthew don't know how to Find a community:

You need add the community before you can find it

Glenn Schroeder · Tue Feb 07, 2023 8:37 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:14 pm Pretty bad if Eric and Matthew don't know how to Find a community:
3dex-Find-01.jpg

You need add the community before you can find it

If you say so. I haven't bothered to figure out the whole "community" thing.

Frederick_Law · Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:23 am

Looks like everyone working offsite.
They just keep passing the problem to someone else until they finished their errands

Oh wait, they are playing tag!

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:16 pm

Frederick_Law · Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:50 pm

Come on it's there for "Lantern Festival".

Just a little bit early.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:06 am

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It is a joke that solidworks crashes so often, and for no good reason.

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:23 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:10 amimage.png

Frederick_Law · Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:33 am

SPerman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:06 am image.png

It is a joke that solidworks crashes so often, and for no good reason.

It's designed to give user random breaks.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Feb 09, 2023 2:03 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:46 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:33 am

Frederick_Law · Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:22 am

Always think a longer stick will fix all the problems.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:25 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:22 am Always think a longer stick will fix all the problems.

Ah, speaking from experience, you are.
- Yoda

Frederick_Law · Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:43 am

Size matter not
- Yoda

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Sun Feb 12, 2023 9:58 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:33 amspVK33c.jpeg

He's what you would call a dipstick.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:57 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:02 pm

..I find this interesting, if this was true, who specifically was concerned about this issue... I need to know.

Frederick_Law · Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:45 pm

No dip stick allowed.
All male could/should have same effect, right?