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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:51 am
by Ömür Tokman
*Please explain to me, how people can stand on buses while wearing a belt is mandatory in the car.

*People think that by pressing the elevator call button many times, it will come faster.

*I asked my mother, mother, am I adopted? My mother replied, "We wouldn't have chosen you if that was the case".

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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 1:46 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 6:46 am
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 9:51 am
by Glenn Schroeder
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Maybe I'm confused about what "sophisticated" means. On the other hand, maybe I'm not, but sophisticated doesn't necessarily mean better?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 11:05 am
by Frederick_Law
I have to give it to Eric.
Don't know how many times he had to bang his head on the desk or wall replying those post.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 11:50 am
by jcapriotti
Glenn Schroeder wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 9:51 am
Maybe I'm confused about what "sophisticated" means. On the other hand, maybe I'm not, but sophisticated doesn't necessarily mean better?
I'd say more "obfuscated"

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:20 pm
by Frederick_Law
Sophisticated Disruptive Complex Innovation Platform

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:21 pm
by Frederick_Law
Need more buzz words in Resume.

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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:55 pm
by Glenn Schroeder
Frederick_Law wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:20 pm Sophisticated Disruptive Complex Innovation Platform
I prefer a different four word phrase: Sophisticated Helpful Interface . . . and help me out with the last one. What's a good word that starts with T?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:06 pm
by jcapriotti
Glenn Schroeder wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 1:55 pm I prefer a different four word phrase: Sophisticated Helpful Interface . . . and help me out with the last one. What's a good word that starts with T?
Technology?

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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:13 pm
by Frederick_Law
Need longer name.
Add H - Holistic
O - Omnichannel
L - Leverage
And Y in front.
S - Synergy
H -
I - Impact, Incentivize
T - Touchpoint, Techlash

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:40 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:52 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:45 pm
by zxys001
Glenn Schroeder wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 9:51 am image.png

Maybe I'm confused about what "sophisticated" means. On the other hand, maybe I'm not, but sophisticated doesn't necessarily mean better?
probably a ignorant way to say "unnecessary complex" from a generation trying to reinvent a overly simplistic ui whilst forgetting about shared context?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:56 pm
by Frederick_Law
zxys001 wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:45 pm probably a ignorant way to say "unnecessary complex" from a generation trying to reinvent a overly simplistic ui whilst forgetting about shared context?
I guess I can put this here:
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So "Lock access to uninstall apps for all members" was on by default?
Was other new "Lock access to *** for all members" was on by default?
In SW and 3DEX?

Next time you got lock out, you got new feature UU

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:42 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2023 4:20 pm
by DennisD
It's all in how you ask the question.
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Humans still have hope against AI.

For now.

This message brought to you by Skynet (as far as you know).

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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2023 9:33 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:28 am
by Frederick_Law
DennisD wrote: Tue Apr 18, 2023 4:20 pm It's all in how you ask the question.

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Humans still have hope against AI.

For now.

This message brought to you by Skynet (as far as you know).
Thanks for the links .....

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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 1:42 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 1:24 am
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 7:49 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:45 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 2:18 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 4:13 pm
by FEAnalyst
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What about the Canadian potatoes in Bohemian Rhapsody style ?
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It's from a cartoon ;-)

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Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 2:03 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2023 1:50 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 11:36 am
by Frederick_Law
Employee: I can do 2 people's job and save company money.

Fact, he does everything twice.

Just happened this morning.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 11:49 am
by Glenn Schroeder
Frederick_Law wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 11:36 am Employee: I can do 2 people's job and save company money.

Fact, he does everything twice.

Just happened this morning.
So did you do the project in Solidworks first, and then Inventor, or the other way around?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 1:06 pm
by Frederick_Law
Glenn Schroeder wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 11:49 am So did you do the project in Solidworks first, and then Inventor, or the other way around?
No, that's the welder.
He did welded it wrong and need to rework it.
And still tell me he still make money for the company.
Some people.


Need to do it twice in Solidworks.
Only once in Inventor.
UU

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 4:31 pm
by mattpeneguy
Frederick_Law wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 1:06 pm No, that's the welder.
He did welded it wrong and need to rework it.
And still tell me he still make money for the company.
Some people.


Need to do it twice in Solidworks.
Only once in Inventor.
UU
Depends what your interpretation of wrong is...Those drawings you gave him were just a suggestion...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 11:01 am
by Ömür Tokman
Hey John Stoltzfus,
Happy birthday

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Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 12:11 pm
by DennisD
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 3:05 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 8:45 am
by DanPihlaja
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I had an old co-worker of mine who, previously, had worked for GM as a designer. Then, one day, left the job and took another job in Northern Michigan (where he was my co-worker)

After 6 months of still receiving his paycheck from GM while not even showing up, he went back in to get a coat that he realized he had left behind (his key card still worked). His old supervisor stopped him in the hall and congratulated him on doing a great job. He shook his hand and, grabbed the coat and left. Needless to say, he stopped receiving paychecks from GM about 2 weeks later.

its a funny story, but it did tell me all about his character.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 10:09 am
by KaMei
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by KaMei
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2023 5:19 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2023 8:21 am
by mattpeneguy
Good News!
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It's 2023 and SW is getting Clippy!
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:36 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2023 11:18 am
by DennisD
From the Kim Komando newsletter today:

I saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said, “I’m a vet, so I drive like an animal.”
I then realized how many proctologists must be on the road.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2023 1:43 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2023 4:11 am
by Ömür Tokman
Now I understand better why today's men desire gender equality so much.
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2023 4:21 am
by Ömür Tokman
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 1:38 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 3:08 am
by KaMei
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