CAD Forum

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2022 3:27 pm**

@Glenn Schroeder
even if i'm a little late. If I remember correctly, May 14 was Glen's birthday. Please correct me if i misremember. happy birthday.

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2022 8:20 am**

Ömür Tokman wrote: ↑Sun May 15, 2022 3:27 pm @Glenn Schroeder
even if i'm a little late. If I remember correctly, May 14 was Glen's birthday. Please correct me if i misremember. happy birthday.

Yes, you're right. It was the 32st anniversary of my 29th birthday.

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2022 3:19 pm**

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2022 1:50 am**

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2022 4:17 am**

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Mon May 16, 2022 8:20 am Yes, you're right. It was the 32st anniversary of my 29th birthday.

When I asked my grandfather his age for the first time when I was a child, he said "I am 70 years old". He was 70 years old when he died about 20 years later.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2022 8:34 am**

Speaking of birthdays, for those of you who are around my age, if you ever start feeling old just stop and think "The time period from 1970 to the present is the same as from 1918 to 1970."

You're welcome.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2022 8:58 am**

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 8:34 am Speaking of birthdays, for those of you who are around my age, if you ever start feeling old just stop and think "The time period from 1970 to the present is the same as from 1918 to 1970."

You're welcome.

You bastard!

LOL

One of the hardest things that I had to deal with on my last birthday is that I am now only 15 years away from being 60..... hhhh

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2022 9:29 am**

DanPihlaja wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 8:58 am
One of the hardest things that I had to deal with on my last birthday is that I am now only 15 years away from being 60.....

I would feel sorry for you, but 45 is just a distant memory for me.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2022 1:55 am**

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2022 2:04 am**

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed May 18, 2022 1:55 am 12-627517787d256__700.jpg

disgusting

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2022 6:16 am**

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2022 1:46 am**

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2022 9:11 am**

Posted: **Sun May 22, 2022 5:49 am**

@Roasted By John
.....Happy birthday to you.....

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2022 1:54 am**

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2022 1:13 pm**

I remember that bit from schoolhouse rock a little differently. Glad they are teaching it correctly now.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2022 6:04 pm**

Seems like false advertisement...

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2022 1:23 am**

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2022 7:02 am**

Today's Dilbert.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2022 12:20 pm**

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2022 12:23 pm**

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2022 1:49 am**

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2022 6:58 am**

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2022 5:56 pm**

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2022 8:38 am**

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed May 25, 2022 5:56 pm

image.png (158.73 KiB) Viewed 3925 times

I'm calling your murder hornets bluff and raising you a monkey pox!

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2022 2:10 pm**

I'll see your monkey pox and raise you croc pox.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2022 2:55 pm**

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 2:10 pm I'll see your monkey pox and raise you croc pox.

I have had croc pox. It takes a long time to go away.

Posted: **Sun May 29, 2022 5:16 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 29, 2022 5:19 pm**

Posted: **Mon May 30, 2022 2:08 am**

Posted: **Mon May 30, 2022 11:09 am**

Posted: **Tue May 31, 2022 1:30 am**

Posted: **Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:56 am**

Posted: **Wed Jun 01, 2022 6:53 am**

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:56 am

image.png (175.55 KiB) Viewed 3759 times

That's what happens when you drink and drain, you mount the roll backwards!

Posted: **Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:35 pm**

Completely unrealistic...there's no way the wife would make the dog stay outside...

Posted: **Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:45 am**

DennisD wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 6:53 am That's what happens when you drink and drain, you mount the roll backwards!

This is what happens when you give the world cheap 3d printers.

Posted: **Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:55 am**

I have a mount for my kindle and reading glasses next to the tp roll in my bathroom thanks to my 3d printer. (But the paper is mounted in the proper direction.) No food or drink next to the toilet for me.

Posted: **Thu Jun 02, 2022 11:14 am**

SPerman wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:55 am I have a mount for my kindle and reading glasses next to the tp roll in my bathroom thanks to my 3d printer. (But the paper is mounted in the proper direction.) No food or drink next to the toilet for me.

Idk, ever seen what a cat can do to a roll of tp on there in the "correct" direction?...one of many reasons not to have a cat...

Posted: **Thu Jun 02, 2022 11:56 am**

I would be OK with unrolling the tp, but every cat I've own has decide to ruin my house with his/her urine. I am not a cat person.

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2022 2:07 am**

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2022 8:14 am**

SPerman wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:55 am I have a mount for my kindle and reading glasses next to the tp roll in my bathroom thanks to my 3d printer. (But the paper is mounted in the proper direction.) No food or drink next to the toilet for me.

Back in the olden times I had a phone jack beside the toilet. I got tired of the phone always ringing while I was there taking care of business.

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2022 8:25 am**

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 8:14 am Back in the olden times I had a phone jack beside the toilet. I got tired of the phone always ringing while I was there taking care of business.

Yeah, I'm showing my age, but I remember this guy:

Rather than run a phone line to the toilet, why didn't you just install a toilet in the kitchen next to the phone?

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2022 8:32 am**

Mooving on. . .

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:12 am**

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:31 am**

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 11:14 am Idk, ever seen what a cat can do to a roll of tp on there in the "correct" direction?...one of many reasons not to have a cat...

Why are you bringing the cat to the bathroom with you?

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:51 am**

jcapriotti wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:31 am Why are you bringing the cat to the bathroom with you?

You're not following the most current post...toilet is in the kitchen...

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:52 am**

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2022 11:56 am**

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:12 amimage.png

Fixed that for you:

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2022 1:47 am**

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:30 am**

CAD Forum

Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)