Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:18 pm
Before Dassault was doing it, Bentley mastered it!
Can anyone tell me what this software is or does?
Can anyone tell me what this software is or does?
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Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:45 pm
It mitigates and facilitates and exacerbates your understanding of the English language.
Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 2:18 pm
jcapriotti wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:45 pm It mitigates and facilitates and exacerbates your lack of understanding of the English language.
Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 2:20 pm
Thanks, I'll add that to my resume.
I could be CEO with that many fancy words.
I could be CEO with that many fancy words.
Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 2:20 pm
And would give Webster the creeps.jcapriotti wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:45 pm It mitigates and facilitates and exacerbates your understanding of the English language.
Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:38 pm
Sounds a little more professional then @RickB Cheatem Linemattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:18 pm Before Dassault was doing it, Bentley mastered it!
Can anyone tell me what this software is or does?
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Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:43 pm
That software clearly has the Synergy to avoid pain points while doing a deep dive in a holistic manner to provide bandwidth for touch points that incentivize core competency.mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:18 pm Before Dassault was doing it, Bentley mastered it!
Can anyone tell me what this software is or does?
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Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:00 pm
Yeah....That's why in there DMS it takes 19 steps to create a 2D drawing file....That must be what they mean by synergy?MJuric wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:43 pmThat software clearly has the Synergy to avoid pain points while doing a deep dive in a holistic manner to provide bandwidth for touch points that incentivize core competency.mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:18 pm Before Dassault was doing it, Bentley mastered it!
Can anyone tell me what this software is or does?
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Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:24 am
In the last 3-4 decades we have made a full transition in business. At one point people that got promoted to higher up positions where the people that used to do the work, Engineers, foremen etc etc. Then focus began to switch from the work to the money and over a period of time we started seeing "Bean counters" running companies. A CEO with no actual experience in the company they were running was not unusual because they had experience in finances. over the last couple decades we have been shifting from bean counters running the companies to marketing people running the company. Now the focus is on advertising. The people running the company have no experience in the product, not even any concept of what it cost to design, manufacture and ship the product...just "Sell, Sell, Sell".mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:00 pmYeah....That's why in there DMS it takes 19 steps to create a 2D drawing file....That must be what they mean by synergy?MJuric wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:43 pmThat software clearly has the Synergy to avoid pain points while doing a deep dive in a holistic manner to provide bandwidth for touch points that incentivize core competency.mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:18 pm Before Dassault was doing it, Bentley mastered it!
Can anyone tell me what this software is or does?
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What you end up with is this "Market Speak" BS that only "Speaks to" others that are steeped in the market BS. So you get people that know nothing about the product purchasing products from people that know nothing about their product who in turn hand it over to the people that are actually supposed to make the product that end up saying "Uhhh...this is a piece of C#@! that I can't use"
It's really quite a cluster and yet another nail in the coffin of Western manufacturing.
Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 9:58 am
- Engineering CEO: We will have the best products no matter the cost.
- Finance CEO: We will have the lowest costs no matter the product.
- Marketing CEO: We will have synergistic clientele oriented products positioned on consumer progressions of trending metrics foretold by the dynamically revolving capricious quality of the statistical variance.
Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:47 am
Those Marketing guys are succinct and sincere!jcapriotti wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 9:58 am
- Engineering CEO: We will have the best products no matter the cost.
- Finance CEO: We will have the lowest costs no matter the product.
- Marketing CEO: We will have synergistic clientele oriented products positioned on consumer progressions of trending metrics foretold by the dynamically revolving capricious quality of the statistical variance.
Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 12:11 pm
Made me think of this...
Some of you may have seen this on the "old" forum..
Re: Marketing Speak
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 1:22 pm
Unfortunately I've been that poor dog on way too many occasions. I have been in several meetings where I new shortly into the meeting there was no way we could deliver what the salesmen was promising.Jaylin Hochstetler wrote: ↑Mon Mar 29, 2021 12:11 pm Made me think of this...
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Some of you may have seen this on the "old" forum..
On the other hand I have been in meetings where the guy on the other side of the table was in the trenches and said something along the lines of "Enough with the sales speak". I watched a salesmen almost explode one time because the guy just kept saying it over and over every time the the salesmen would get on a roll.